Twitter

I really tried to get into Twitter. I devoted a day to such ambitions, but before I awoke the next day, I’d already forgotten them.

This is better than Twitter.

(Minutes Later)

Twitter crashed. Apparently they’re at capacity. This is best illustrated by a whale. Twitter, with all their assets chose a whale. Clearly, there’s a very good reason that when you read ‘site at capacity’ you’ll find a happy whale. 

There’s undefined comfort in blind faith.